Are Psychologists Crazy?

Are psychologists crazy? I think the majority of them are, but I don't think psychologists believe that they themselves are. Lets find out if anyone else thinks that clinical psychologists are crazy.

 

IronShrink

IronShrink answers the question of sanity in his profession in his article titled How To Tell If Your Therapist Is Crazy (Part One). He points out that shrinks are just as crazy as the rest of us, pointing out that shrinks booze, have marriage problems, do drugs and stuff no more than the general population.

It's gotta be difficult for IronShrink to step outside of his profession and shrinkish world view enough to see what I believe to be inherent craziness in the profession itself, and which is embedded in almost every practicioner of psychology. They just think they know so damn much. It's like they believe they have God like omnicience sometimes. But basing my opinion from the shrink insanity I've seen, shrinks are too stuck in a bubble of their own dogma to know if they're crazy or not.

Psychology department of the college of William & Mary

The Psychology department of the college of William & Mary also has an answer to the question in a document titled Defending Your Decision to Major in Psychology which could maybe be called "Dear Mom, I can't cut it as a scientist. Would you still be proud of me if I majored in the pseudoscience of psychology?"

Research and academic psychologists are reasonably stable sorts (sometimes verging on boring). You are probably thinking of the stereotype of psychologists or, perhaps, of clinical psychologists or psychiatrists. There is an element of truth here concerning those few who became interested in psychotherapy as an indirect way of dealing with their own internal problems and conflicts. Most psychologists really are no more unstable or crazy than most other people -- for whatever that might be worth.


Ok, they were honest in admitting what is self evident - that there are some wack jobs that got into psychotherapy because they wanted to learn more about their own twisted minds. If I  remember one thing from college correctly, it was that the psych majors were a little different - Jeff Dahmer different.

Also if you found out a female that you just met on campus was a psychology major, it was a sure bet that she'd put out by the third date.

Maybe not crazy, but completely full of shit

Have you ever spoken to a shrink for a half an hour and just like an omnipotent god the shrink will purge forth some bullshit revelation about you with complete confidence in their own bullshit revelation about you?

It probably seemed true at the time. It probably seemed true because the psychologist was confident in their insight and you figured, "Well this guy's an expert, cause that's his job. I think I'll believe every word he says about me."

 

Anyway, shrinks pull this kind of shit all of the time. They're delusional, and I don't know who's more delusional, the psychologists who make up such far reaching rationalizations based on very little information, or the clients that believe the delusions based on a therapists presumed authority on such matters.

Psychologists completely make stuff up and pass it off as fact

Like in criminal court. It's not perjury if you don't know that you're lying in court, right?

It's not uncommon in a court of law for both sides of a legal dispute to have their own psychologists make statements as expert witnesses. Often times, the statements of two psychologists in the court room will completely contradict each other.

Example:

Shrink biased in favor of defendant: Your honor, John Doe was having a psychotic episode at the time that he chopped up those children and stuffed them into a meat grinder. He could not be responsible for the crime.

Shrink biased in favor of the prosecution: John Doe was perfectly sane at the time that he murdered those children in the most grizzly way. I spoke with Mr. Doe and there are no signs that he suffers from psychotic episodes.

You get the picture. Psychologists offer widely varying opinions of people all of the time. That's because they're just personal opinions, and that they're professional opinions of psychologists means nothing in itself; that's because psychology doesn't have a core set of laws, theories, belief's and what not that all psychologists follow.

Belief that psychology is any more than a pseudoscientific belief system - or a science - is indicator that one is scientifically illiterate.

It has occurred to me though, that even though psychologists believe in a lot of bullshit, they can't be considered delusional by their own standards. For in order for a thought or belief to be a delusional one, it must be one that conflicts with the ideas & beliefs held by society; and society, through propaganda, and not through any bit of critical thinking or scientific literacy, has accepted psychology as a science right up there with chemistry or physics. Most people aren't aware that psychology is not empirically sound, and that it is closer to scientology than science.

My Closing Opinion

Psychologists are not crazy. They're just full of shit. And as full of shit as they are, if everyone believes in clinical psychology, then believing in such bullist is not, by definition, delusional. They're just full of shit.


comments

Dan Muso, 09-08-09 11:26:
Sounds like you're full of shit... seriously, have you had yourself checked out?
rotorwife , 30-08-09 13:58:
I totally agree with this article. My sister has a masters in psychology and is the most screwed up person I know. Well..i take that back...her psychology friends are just as screwed up as her. My sister is obsessive compulsive but won't admit it. Her friend is a "behavior specialist" that can't quit smoking and overeats so much that she had to have gastric bypass. Thanks for stating the obvious!
enrico rosan, 19-11-09 13:04:
To say that psychologists are crazy is a matter of opinion of what we define as being crazy . But in my humble opinion I truly believe that they usually have some kind of mental disturbance (like many people including yours truly--D) which is probably the main reason why they seek to grasp an explanation of why we act or behave the way we do. As a cabinet maker I have had many clients who are doctors and female psychologists who wanted to have custom built book cases and I have noticed that female psychologists seem to exhibit certain strange idiosyncrasies and behavioral problems (my opinion) especially when it comes down to paying the bill --D. For one thing most of them are either divorced, jilted by boyfriends or just spending their lives as promiscuous spinsters. Almost all of the ones I met had very thick layers of makeup and face powder, had conspicuously unsightly cosmetic surgery, botox faces and foreheads, puffed up lips and cheeks . One friend a construction worker told me that he met a very strange doctor when he was doing work in Sydney, Australia by the name of Dr.Nadine Kasparian a melanoma psychologist who is very well known to preach against exposing oneself to the Sun at all cost . Apparently, she has developed a type of phobia which causes her to apply very thick layers of face powder over her heavily Botoxed face and as a consequence she looks very strange , palid and ghostly looking. I guess we live in a very strange world with many abnormal and possibly crazy psychologists trying to make sense of it all.. May God help them ...__D
h rosan, 19-11-09 19:55:
To say that psychologists are crazy is a matter of opinion of what we define as being crazy . But in my humble opinion I truly believe that they usually have some kind of mental disturbance (like many people including yours truly--D) which is probably the main reason why they seek to grasp an explanation of why we act or behave the way we do. As a cabinet maker I have had many clients who are doctors and female psychologists who wanted to have custom built book cases and I have noticed that female psychologists seem to exhibit certain strange idiosyncrasies and behavioral problems (my opinion) especially when it comes down to paying the bill --D. For one thing most of them are either divorced, separated from boyfriends or just spending their lives as promiscuous spinsters. Almost all of the ones I met had very thick layers of makeup and face powder, had conspicuously unsightly cosmetic surgery, botox faces and foreheads, puffed up lips and cheeks . One friend a construction worker told me that he met a very strange doctor when he was doing work in Australia by the name of Dr.Nadine Kasparian a melanoma psychologist who is very well known to preach against exposing oneself to the Sun at all cost . Apparently, she has developed a type of phobia which causes her to apply very thick layers of face powder over her heavily Botoxed face and as a consequence she looks very strange , pallid and ghostly looking. I guess we live in a very strange world with many abnormal and possibly crazy psychologists trying to make sense of it all.. May God help them ...__D
TruthTeller , 26-11-09 23:21:
Psychologists are useless.
Psychologists begin as students who failed to get into a science degree.
Psychologists believe that they are brilliant.
crystal hermiz, 04-02-10 14:21:
seek
help
now


..

try a psychologist :)

thanks
Josh , 09-04-10 14:44:
I have seen two psychologists so far, and don't plan on seeing a third. Both of them were divorced- the male one was quite feminine, and the female one was quite masculine. I now realize that this profession is mostly bull shit with a minority of truth, and passes basic common sense off as genius. I also realized that stress over earning money was causing a large share of my problems- and when I stopped having to shell out $120 every week to have a 45 minuet conversation with someone, I felt a lot better.
bizzy haze, 14-06-10 12:07:
No different than any other profession, you will have your fair share of whack jobs. Psychology is a legit science however, and its just as difficult(if not harder) to get into a phd program as it is medical school (psyd degrees however don't have much training in science). A good psychologost can often help people, but a bad psychologist can make things worse.
Sophia Coyt Glyn, 14-06-10 23:10:
@enrico rosanc"To say that psychologists are crazy is a matter of opinion of what we define as being crazy"

That statement is pretty much why psychology as a "science" is nonsense. It's all opinion and conformation bias.
madman , 15-06-10 04:28:
Psychology is not a form of science but an advanced form of manipulation. People in this profession or people who act like they're in this profession have a god-complex and when proven wrong they merely use people's weaknesses against them just to win the argument. They're not even real doctors yet have the audacity to put that title in front of their name.

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